One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.
Not only don't I know what tomorrow will bring, I'm still not entirely certain what yesterday brought?
Nothing we do can change the past, but everything we do changes the future.
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.
The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.
If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.
Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.
I have many unrecognized talents, but my faults have somehow succeeded in securing wide recognition.
The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.
Your reasoning is excellent, it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.
Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.
My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.
I've learned so much from my failures that I'm thinking of having some more.
Sometimes the only way you can win is to stay out of the game.
My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.
Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person.
Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.
My life so far has been a long series of things I wasn't ready for.
Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.
If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.
What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.
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