It's well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being re-discovered with great excitement.
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.
Tell me again how much you agree with me.
The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can
If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.
If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courage
I live in a world all my own, but visitors are always welcome.
I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.
Cling to your insecurity, in this world, it's the only thing you can be sure of.
My life shows a clear pattern of total unpredictability.
It's hopeless! Tomorrow there'll be even more books I should have read than there are today.
Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?
My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.
Hold on to me: Someday I may be quite valuable.
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.
Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead
All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.
Some books makes me want to go adventuring, others make me feel that they have saved me the trouble.
I've learned to accept birth and death . . . but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.
What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?
To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.
I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.
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