Ashleigh Brilliant Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.

  Ashleigh Brilliant

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

• For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

  Ashleigh Brilliant

  Funny, Matter, Strange

• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

  Ashleigh Brilliant

  Funny, Life, Hilarious

• I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

  Ashleigh Brilliant

  Funny, Success, Women

• If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve

  Ashleigh Brilliant

  Funny, Opinion, Brilliant

• My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

  Ashleigh Brilliant

  Funny, Sarcastic, Humble

• I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

  Ashleigh Brilliant

  Funny, Hilarious, Humorous

• Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.

  Ashleigh Brilliant

  Funny, Life, Hilarious

• It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

  Ashleigh Brilliant

  Funny, Life, Purpose

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