I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
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