I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.
How much do I owe you?
The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.
It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
I am a clown, just without the painted smile.
I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.
What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.
I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.
With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.
I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish
Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.
Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma.
Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.
What makes a home home? Animals, and a little bit of clutter.
All my children inherited perfect pitch.
A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.
Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.
I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.
Socialism works ... [and] Cuba might prove that. I think it's conclusive that there have been areas where socialism has helped to keep people at least stabilized at a certain level.
Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.
I guess I look so straight and normal nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.
I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.
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