Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
I'm not a homosexual and I don't smoke pot, so what would I say?
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day.
I love all my children, but some of them I don't like.
I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon of an evening. It helps me sleep. I don't much care what they say about it.
Marriage ain't easy but nothing that's worth much ever is.
If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals.
Jimmy says he'll never tell a lie. Well, I lie all the time. 1 have to - to balance the family ticket.
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