Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
My mother went into the Peace Corps when she was sixtyeight. My one sister is a motorcycle freak, my other sister is a Holy Roller evangelist and my brother is running for President. I’m the only sane one in the family.
Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer and puts 'em in a litter bag. A redneck's one that rides around in a truck and drinks beer and throws 'em out the window.
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.
Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, youd decide you wouldnt want it.
My mother went into the Peace Corps when she was sixty-eight.
I found out water can be drunk straight.
I do not deny I brought most of my notoriety on myself, nor do I apologize for it.
I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.
The press made me something I really wasn't and I tried to live up to what they made me.
Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.
I refused to conform to an image that a lot of people thought a president's brother should adopt.
I've got a sister who races motorcycles and another sister who's a Holy Roller preacher.
I'm not the Carter who'll never tell a lie.
I always said what I thought and I didn't hold anything back.
Yes, I'm a real southern boy.
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