It has been proven that more Americans watch television than any other appliance.
My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma.
My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'.
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