Barry Cryer Quotes

• Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.

  Barry Cryer

  Funny, Laughter, Laughing

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• Why does it take two days for a polaroid of John Major to appear?

  Barry Cryer

  Two, Doe, Polaroids

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• Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck

  Barry Cryer

  Ducks, Noise, Made

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• I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?

  Barry Cryer

  Funny, Men, Years

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• They say that adultery is the main thing that can damage a marriage, but it's not. It's boredom.

  Barry Cryer

  Boredom, Damage, Adultery

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