Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.
Why does it take two days for a polaroid of John Major to appear?
Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck
They say that adultery is the main thing that can damage a marriage, but it's not. It's boredom.
I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?
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