Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?
It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.
Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don't treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent.
Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.
Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.
Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.
Did evangelical Christians mistake Donald Trump's hairpiece for a halo, while ignoring the obvious signs that he worships Mammon?
It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!
The truth can finally be told: Donald Trump's autism was caused by a vaccination that went terribly wrong; this explains why he can't relate to other people.
Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.
Donald Trump really is a fan of the Bible, except that it's far too long for him to read. So he just released a new, improved version, the Gospel According to Trump. It reads: "I, Donald Trump, am God. Praise, worship, and adore Me as I do Myself. Then all shall be Great, as I am Great. The End."
Trump claims he'd be the "best jobs president that God ever created." But isn't his claim to fame firing people?
The slogan of the American Civil Rights Movement was "We shall overcome!" Donald Trump's new campaign slogan is "We shall overcomb!"
Trump appeals to the disaffected by loudly trumpet-ing what they want to hear: other people are always the problem, and the solution is to either put them in their proper place or get rid of them.
President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.
Every political card played by Jeb Bush has been Trumped; every political note played by The Donald has been Trumpeted.
These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.
Hell hath no fury like a frustrated fundamentalist whose God condemned him to "hell" for having "impure thoughts."
I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.
The gents are impressed
with the way that I'm dressed.
I wouldn't change even one spot.
Abbesses' recesses are not for excesses!
If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.
Epigrams delight us into wisdom.
If God is good half the Bible is libel.
If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!
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