Jeff Foxworthy Quotes About Dad

Quotes about: Dad

• I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Graduation, Jealousy

• When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Funny, Dad, Humor

  Jeff Foxworthy (2004). “No Shirt, No Shoes...No Problem!”, Hyperion

• You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dad, Redneck, Keys

• You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dad, Redneck, Might

• You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dad, Redneck, Giving

• Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Dad, Kids, Giving

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