You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.
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