Velveeta: you can eat it - or wax your car with it!
How strange when an illusion dies. It's as though you've lost a child.
If you have to be in a soap opera try not to get the worst role.
It's lonely and cold on the top... lonely and cold.
People en masse have always been wonderful to me. I truly have a great love for an audience...I want to give them two hours of just pow.
There have been times when I have deliberately tried to take my life... I think I must have been crying for some attention.
I was born at the age of twelve on an MGM lot.
I truly have a great love for an audience, and I used to want to prove it to them by giving them blood.
You shouldn't be told you're completely irresponsible and be left alone with too much medication. It's too easy to forget. You take a couple of sleeping pills and you wake up in twenty minutes and forget you've taken them. So you take a couple more, and the next thing you know you've taken too many.
I try to bring the audience's own drama - tears and laughter they know about - to them.
Hollywood is a strange place if you're in trouble. Everybody thinks it's contagious.
You are never so alone as when you are ill on stage. The most nightmarish feeling in the world is suddenly to feel like throwing up in front of four thousand people.
Audiences have kept me alive.
If I'm such a legend, then why am I so lonely? Let me tell you, legends are all very well if you've got somebody around who loves you.
I'm just an Irish biddy.
[On daughter Liza Minnelli] I think she decided to go into show business when she was an embryo, she kicked so much.
I think there's something peculiar about me that I haven't died. It doesn't make sense but I refuse to die.
I'm the original take-orders girl.
I've seen the ticket, and I still can't believe it. When I see the money, I hope I don't hit the floor.
'Twas not my lips you kissed but my soul.
I was born in a lovely white house with a garden.
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