God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.
I'm very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn't possibly think of yourself... Good evening!
The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds are
I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'
"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer."
Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which...I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level.
Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
How come people always flip and think they're Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. 'Ah'm BUDDHA!' 'You're Bubba!' 'Ah'm Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.
The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.
I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it.
If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.
I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.
Rock stars against drugs--that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now!
It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.
Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?
You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really un-evolved?
The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.
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