Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.
I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!
Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.
I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.
Don't you dare hit me in the head... you know I'm not normal.
I got sick of the dough, and thought I'd go on the loaf.
I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!
I tried to think but nothing happened!
I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.
A hot stake is better than a cold chop.
A simple job for simple people.
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