Keep laughing. As long as you’re laughing you still have hope.
I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.
If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!
Every time you think you weaken the nation.
Only fools are positive.
Shut up and say something.
I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.
Our genius ain't appreciated around here... let's scram!
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