Shemp Howard Quotes

• There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.

  Shemp Howard

  Drinking, Thinking, Drunk

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Rome wasn't built in a day, and neit'er was Syracuse.

  Shemp Howard

  Rome, Watersheds, Built

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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