Elbert Hubbard Funny Quotes

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• A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them.

  Elbert Hubbard

  Funny, Smile, Men

• Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

  Elbert Hubbard

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  Elbert Hubbard (1917). “In the Spotlight: Personal Experiences of Elbert Hubbard on the American Stage”

• Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

  Elbert Hubbard

  Funny, Business, Stupid

  Elbert Hubbard, Bert Hubbard (1923). “Selected writings of Elbert Hubbard: his mintage of wisdom, coined from a life of love, laughter and work”

• You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.

  Elbert Hubbard

  Funny, Inspiring, Graduation

  Harry Persons Taber, Elbert Hubbard (1902). “The Philistine: A Periodical of Protest”

• A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.

  Elbert Hubbard

  Funny, Sarcastic, Optimistic

  "The Note Book of Elbert Hubbard". Book by Elbert Hubbard, 1927.

• If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.

  Elbert Hubbard

  Funny, Men, Names

• Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one.

  Elbert Hubbard

  Funny, Sarcastic, Sarcasm

  "The Note Book of Elbert Hubbard". Book by Elbert Hubbard, 1927.

• Money never made a fool of anybody; it only shows them up.

  Elbert Hubbard

  Funny, Money, Fool

• The only man who makes money following the races is one who does it with a broom and shovel.

  Elbert Hubbard

  Funny, Money, Men

  Elbert Hubbard (1911). “A Thousand & One Epigrams: Selected from the Writings of Elbert Hubbard”

• Blessed is the man who has found someone to do his work.

  Elbert Hubbard

  Funny, Blessed, Men

  Elbert Hubbard (1902). “Little Journeys to the Homes of Eminent Artists ...: no. 1. Corot. no. 2. Correggio. no. 3. Bellini. no. 4. Cellini. no. 5. Abbey. no. 6. Whistler”

• Pessimist: One who has been intimately acquainted with an Optimist.

  Elbert Hubbard

  Funny, Literature, Pessimist

  "The Roycroft Dictionary, Concocted by Ali Baba and the Bunch on Rainy Days".

• The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve.

  Elbert Hubbard

  Funny, Humor, Stupidity

  Elbert Hubbard, Bert Hubbard (1923). “Selected writings of Elbert Hubbard: his mintage of wisdom, coined from a life of love, laughter and work”

• If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies.

  Elbert Hubbard

  Funny, Sarcastic, Sarcasm

  Elbert Hubbard (1929). “Advertising and Advertisements”

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