I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed.
Some of the most important conversations I've ever had occurred at my family's dinner table.
The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
Burning dinner is not incompetence but war.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.
Since the days of slavery, if you were a good singer or dancer, it was your job to perform for the master after dinner.
I feel more comfortable doing films with groups of guys. It's a lot easier for me. There's a difference with women: you can't take them to dinner every night and go crazy
The first time my father saw me in the flesh was on the stage, which is a bit weird. We went out to dinner, and he was charming and sweet, but I did all the talking.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
There's always a dinner to go to. There're always loads of people around. I was having fun working with my friends. For a while it all just kind of rolled together in a great way.
I have gotten to a point in my life where I don't want to have dinner with someone I don't like.
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.
Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner.
He that waits upon fortune, is never sure of a dinner.
Better is a dinner of herbs where love is than a fattened ox and hatred with it.
I spend a good portion of my dinner-party conversation defending America because no matter what the political agenda, it's still a fantastic, amazing place.
Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.
Before the group left, Gary asked for my phone number, and the next day he called to ask me to dinner that night. I had no idea he was married, but I found out that night.
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it.
To my great surprise and pleasure, I have had dinner with most of the people living with whom I would like to have dinner.
I would have loved to have met Marilyn Monroe and have dinner with her.
Learn to do common things uncommonly well; we must always keep in mind that anything that helps fill the dinner pail is valuable.
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
As much as I would love to be a person that goes to parties and has a couple of drinks and has a nice time - that doesn't work for me. I do that very unsuccessfully. I'd just rather sit at home and read, or go out to dinner with someone, or talk to someone I love, or talk to somebody that makes me laugh.
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