Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
Time and tide wait for no man.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Act your age, not your shoe size.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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