Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
For the taxable investor, indexing means never having to say you're sorry.
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.
I'm single because I was born that way.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed.
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
You're not a coward just because you don't want to hurt people.
You cannot be with someone just because you don’t want to hurt him. You have your own happiness to think about.
Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
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