I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.
A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.
The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.
A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.
If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.
Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.
A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
The time is fast approaching when to call a man a patriot will be the deepest insult you can offer him. Patriotism now means advocating plunder in the interest of the privileged classes of the particular State system into which we have happened to be born.
Only cowards insult dying majesty.
He who has realized love for God in his heart is tireless in his pursuit of the Lord his God, and bears every hardship, reproach and insult nobly, never thinking the least evil of anyone.
Insults are engendered from vulgar minds, like toadstools from a dunghill.
He who allows himself to be insulted deserves to be.
There are five dangerous faults which may affect a general: recklessness, which leads to destruction; cowardice, which leads to capture; a hasty temper, which can be provoked by insults; a delicacy of honour, which is sensitive to shame; over-solicitude for his men, which exposes him to worry and trouble.
If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Im accustomed to Internet forums where rudeness and incivility are the rule, where too many people seem to take pride in their insults.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.
The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.
If you take the the insults of your fellow human beings personally, you will be offended for the rest of your life.
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