Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.
Modern medicine is a negation of health. It isn't organized to serve human health, but only itself, as an institution. It makes more people sick than it heals.
The art of medicine cannot be inherited, nor can it be copied from books
Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
The doctor of the future will give no medication, but will interest his patients in the care of the human frame, diet and in the cause and prevention of disease. ~
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow.
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease.
A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.
Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
To live long, live slowly.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live.
A little rebellion now and then... is a medicine necessary for the sound health of government.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.
Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am, and psychotic means he's even worse than my brother-in-law.
America has the best doctors, the best nurses, the best hospitals, the best medical technology, the best medical breakthrough medicines in the world. There is absolutely no reason we should not have in this country the best health care in the world.
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it.
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