Am I about to feel really, really stupid?
Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
You know, it really doesn`t matter what (the media) write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass.
If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart during the night, and in the morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'
During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.
African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do.
It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.
I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
The internet is a great way to get on the net.
I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we did live forever, then we would live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.
Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.
I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence.
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish.
Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.
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