Ridiculous Quotes - Page 2

• You simply cannot invent any conspiracy theory so ridiculous and obviously satirical that some people somewhere don't already believe it.

  Robert Anton Wilson

  Believe, People, Novelists

  "Everything Is Under Control : Conspiracies, Cults, and Cover-Ups" by Robert Anton Wilson, (p. 16), 1998.

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• I can go right, I can go left, I'm amphibious.

  Charles Shackleford

  Funny, Sports, Left

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• In a world of travail and cheap wine the ridiculous becomes sublime

  Ben Sidran

  Wine, Sublime, World

  Ben Sidran (2011). “A Life in the Music”, p.223, BookBaby

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• It is not the criminal things which are hardest to confess, but the ridiculous and shameful.

  Henri Rousseau

  Guilt, Criminals, Shame

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• JESTER, n. An officer attached to the king's household to amuse the court by ludicrous actions and utterances . . . the king's own conduct and decrees [being] sufficiently ridiculous for the amusement not only of his court but of all mankind.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Kings, Utterance, Amusement

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• This is a serious analysis of a ridiculous subject, which is of course the opposite of what is usual in economics.

  Paul Krugman

  Opposites, Usual, Analysis

  "The Economist", October 26, 2013.

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• I know I drive some people crazy with what seems like ridiculous optimism, but it has always worked for me.

  Jim Henson

  Crazy, People, Optimism

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• I'm having a great time. It's like I'm on some ridiculous big roller coaster not knowing what's happening next, but just having a great time on the ride.

  Samantha Mumba

  Knowing, Next, Roller Coaster

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• Petitions are ridiculous.

  Shane MacGowan

  Petitions

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• It's ridiculous. My life's been a series of happy accidents.

  Lucas Neff

  Happy Accidents, Accidents, Series

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• And I love Jennifer Lawrence. She's a total fox. And such a good actress. It's ridiculous.

  Evan Peters

  Foxes, Actresses, Jennifer

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I gotta tell you, right at the top of my list would be taking vitamins. I know that over the years doctors have said they're ridiculous and all that. But I started taking my vitamins at an early age. And I take them every day. Every bloody day! So I think that's number one. For whatever reason, I feel active and pretty good at my age.

  Regis Philbin

  Thinking, Doctors, Years

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• I had ridiculous amounts of energy. Mom's like, you're driving me crazy - do you want to try gymnastics? From the moment I started it, I loved it and it kind of was like storybook from there.

  Alicia Sacramone

  Mom, Crazy, Gymnastics

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• There is something that falls short of perfection in every book, without exception, something influenced by the age, even something ridiculous; just like everyone, without exception, has weaknesses.

  Josef Skvorecky

  Book, Fall, Perfection

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• To get involved with some ridiculous battle of power with someone else will use up your energy.

  Frederick Lenz

  Battle, Energy, Use

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• Stop being jealous, I mean, to be jealous is to suggest that God doesn't know what she is doing. This is ridiculous! She does everything perfectly

  Frederick Lenz

  Happiness, Jealous, Mean

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• Winning has to do with gaining personal power through the practice of meditation and mindfulness; not draining your energy on ridiculous things and people.

  Frederick Lenz

  Health, Buddhism, Winning

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• My family never told me like you have to be one thing. What do you want to be when you grow up? They think it's the most ridiculous question. You can be many, many things.

  Hannah Simone

  Growing Up, Thinking, Want

  "Esquire Presents Me in My Place with Hannah Simone". www.esquire.com. April 23, 2012.

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• I'm a dad now and whatever I'm doing in life I usually put a lot of effort into it - usually too much effort, so it kind of comes off ridiculous at times.

  Jeremy Sisto

  Dad, Effort, Too Much

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• I'm really looking forward to a time when generations after us look back and say how ridiculous it was that humans were driving cars.

  Sebastian Thrun

  Car, Looks, Generations

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• I sign every autograph I can for kids because I remember myself at that age. I think it's ridiculous that some guys won't sign for a kid.

  Jim Thome

  Kids, Thinking, Guy

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm into everything. My iPod is very eclectic - if you kept it on shuffle, you'd be amazed. For example, I was forced to grow up on Dolly Parton. My mum was obsessed by her. She bought all this memorabilia for the front room. It's ridiculous.

  Tinie Tempah

  Growing Up, Ipods, Example

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• I look ridiculous in a three-piece suit - I'm too fat.

  Dominic West

  Suits, Three, Looks

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• To say I have played through four World Cups, two Lions tours, 91 international games and a ridiculous number of injuries and other setbacks gives me an incredibly special feeling of fulfilment. I know myself well enough to know that I will never truly be satisfied.

  Jonny Wilkinson

  Games, Two, Numbers

  "Rugby legend Wilkinson quits England", www.cnn.com. December 12, 2011.

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• It's never been bad or ridiculous. I know who I am and what I've done, and I'm really comfortable with myself.

  Tina Yothers

  Who I Am, Done, Knows

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