Toasters Quotes - Page 2

Virginia is the place, where, technologically speaking, they will burn people at the stake for possessing such things as toasters.

Neil Gaiman

Virginia, People, Stakes

Source: movieweb.com

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Cars, toys, aspirin, meat, toasters, water - nearly every product sold has passed basic safety regulations well in advance of being marketed and sold. But consumer credit is a kind of buyer-beware, wild west. That is partly the result of history.

Elizabeth Warren

Safety, Water, Car

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Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.

Ann Coulter

Birthday, Philosophical, Swings

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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Indeed, everything was a shock at the beginning. The wash machines, dryers, dishwashers, garbage disposal machines, juicers, toasters, and yes, the ATM machines. Watching money spilled out of a wall was simply amazing!

Li Cunxin

Wall, Garbage Disposal, Machines

Source: tacdc.com.au

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From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!

Russell Howard

Funny, Humor, Predator

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Do that, and the best you can hope for is that people will ignore you. More realistically, you'd be skinned alive, or possibly sentenced to ten year hard labor writing microcode for waffle irons and toaster ovens.

Scott Meyers

Writing, Years, Iron

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In the original 'Star Wars' movie, there is a small toaster-sized and shaped robot on the Death Star that guides Stormtroopers to where they need to go. I always liked that robot because I could imagine how to build it - and it served a real purpose.

Colin Angle

Stars, Real, War

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Peter Kay

Horrible, Settings, Toasts

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Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over art–before I found myself in a country where the standard of beauty is toaster waffles shaped like cartoon characters.

Gordon Korman

Country, Art, Character

Gordon Korman, Scholastic Multi-Platform, (2011). “The 39 Clues: Cahills vs. Vespers Book 1: The Medusa Plot”, p.121, Scholastic Inc.

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She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

Red Skelton

Funny, Humor, Bread

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I had no idea that marriage was only supposed to be between two people who wanted to get between the sheets and make more people. What ever happened to marrying for love— or to get on your partner’s health insurance policy, or for presents? No one was going to buy two people in their thirties a four-slice toaster if we just continued to live in sin.

Jen Kirkman

Ideas, Two, People

Jen Kirkman (2014). “I Can Barely Take Care of Myself: Tales From a Happy Life Without Kids”, p.79, Simon and Schuster

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That was close,"he said, helping himself to coffee. Yeah, you almost opened the door to Morelli." I wasn't talking about Morelli. I was talking about us." That too," I said. Ranger sliced a bagel and looked for the toaster. It's broken,"I told him. He truned the boiler on and slid the bagel into the oven. That's surprisingly domestic for a man of mystery," I said to him. He looked at me over the rim of his coffee mug. "I like things hot.

Janet Evanovich

Coffee, Men, Doors

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What I think is all I have left. My mind is the only thing that makes me different from a fancy toaster. What we think does matter-it's all we truly have.

Mary E. Pearson

Thinking, Mind, Doe

Mary E. Pearson (2011). “The Fox Inheritance”, p.108, Macmillan

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Democracy is a gleaming Excalibur - let's not use it just to mend the toaster.

Russell Brand

Democracy, Use

"Russell Brand talks revolution with Owen Jones - follow it live" by Ben Beaumont-Thomas, www.theguardian.com. October 23, 2014.

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Many people continue to think of sharks as man-eating beasts. Sharks are enormously powerful and wild creatures, but youre more likely to be killed by your kitchen toaster than a shark!

Ted Danson

Powerful, Men, Thinking

"Oceans Activist Ted Danson on California's Shark Fin Ban (Exclusive Q&A)". Interview with Degen Pener, www.hollywoodreporter.com. October 10, 2011.

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My area of research is something that in all fairness has no practical usability whatsoever and the thing is I'm often asked to apologize for that. It is interesting to me that people ask 'what's the point of doing that if it's not useful?' But they never ask that, or do they very rarely ask that about art or literature or music. Those things are not gonna produce a better toaster.

Lawrence M. Krauss

Art, People, Interesting

YouTube Channel "Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason & Science"/"Lawrence Krauss Discussion (1/12) - Richard Dawkins", www.youtube.com. April 14, 2008.

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Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams.

Hal Sparks

Dream, Sorry, Reality

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Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin.

Douglas Coupland

Senior, Long, Citizens

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When I need bread, I grab the toaster and stick niggas for they crumbs.

Akinyele

Rap, Hip Hop, Needs

Song: The Robbery Song, 1996

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I think anything can be forced to converge. The problem is that products are about tradeoffs, and you begin to make tradeoffs to the point where what you have left at the end of the day doesn't please anyone. You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user.

Tim Cook

Thinking, The End Of The Day, Problem

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When you sit down to design something, it can be anything, a car, a toaster, a house, a tall building or a shoe, what you draw or what you design is really a culmination of everything that you've seen and done in your life previous to that point.

Tinker Hatfield

Shoes, Car, House

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My full name is Lauren Lee Smith. Of all the names I could have been given, that's the one I got. Lauren Lee Smith. It has all the personality of a toaster.

Elizabeth Scott

Names, Personality, Lauren

Elizabeth Scott (2008). “Bloom”, p.30, Simon and Schuster

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Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result of being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.

Dave Barry

Love, Couple, Emotional

Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry Talks Back”, p.208, Crown Archetype

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Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

Walt Mossberg

Work, Refrigerators

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Do you have a lot of other profound thoughts like that? Blood is blood? A toaster is a toaster? A Gelatinous Cube is a Gelatinous Cube?

Cassandra Clare

Blood, Profound, Cubes

Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.1510, Simon and Schuster

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