The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan.
The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror - not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray.
I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to be able to do anything except to eat peanuts and chew tobacco, while my army is starving.
It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.
But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.
Yes, social friend, I love thee well, In learned doctor's spite; Thy clouds all other clouds dispel And lap me in delight.
I always try to tell a good story, one with a compelling plot that will keep the pages turning. That is my first and primary goal. Sometimes I can tackle an issue-homelessness, tobacco litigation, insurance fraud, the death penalty-and wrap a good story around it.
A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe;... Yet thy true lovers more admire by far Thy naked beauties - give me a cigar!
More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.
If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add eight to 24 years to your life.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.
Tobacco is a culture productive of infinite wretchedness.
A pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise; and the man who smokes, thinks like a philosopher and acts like a Samaritan.
You know, it's cigarettes that killed Jerry Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes.
The Elizabethan age might be better named the beginning of the smoking era.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.
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