Mort Sahl Quotes - Page 2

• You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness.

  Mort Sahl

  Blow, Darkness, Want

  Mort Sahl (1976). “Heartland”, New York : Harcourt Brace Jovanovich

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• People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

  Mort Sahl

  Lonely, People, Guy

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• We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.

  Mort Sahl

  Country, America, World

  Mort Sahl (1976). “Heartland”, New York : Harcourt Brace Jovanovich

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• Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?

  Mort Sahl

  Country, War, Mean

  Twitter post from Apr 08, 2011

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• Obama says his recreation consists of reading the Constitution... looking for a loophole.

  Mort Sahl

  Reading, Constitution, Recreation

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• Hillary's explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her?

  Mort Sahl

  Action, Wonder, Congress

  Twitter post from Apr 03, 2011

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• I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.

  Mort Sahl

  War, Pbs, Bob

  Twitter post from Apr 13, 2011

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• The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department.

  Mort Sahl

  New York, Media, States

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• If you can't join them, beat them.

  Mort Sahl

  Beats, Ifs

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• Most people past college age are not atheists. It's too hard to be in society, for one thing. Because you don't get any days off. And if you're an agnostic you don't know whether you get them off or not.

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  Atheist, Past, College

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• A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now.

  Mort Sahl

  Firsts, Want, Conservative

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• I found people looked better when they laughed

  Mort Sahl

  People, Found, Laughed

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• My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.

  Mort Sahl

  Editing, Needs, Agonizing

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.

  Mort Sahl

  Marriage, Children, Broken

  Mort Sahl (1976). “Heartland”, New York : Harcourt Brace Jovanovich

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• Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

  Mort Sahl

  Demise, Lost, Carter

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• Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

  Mort Sahl

  Mad, Firsts, Tvs

  Twitter post from Apr 03, 2011

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• I took benzedrine - I got clairvoyance. With benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world, like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?

  Mort Sahl

  Men, Destiny, Views

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• you don't know what you think unless you say it.

  Mort Sahl

  Thinking, Knows

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• New book on Malcolm X says we don't know how he was killed. Want to bring in the FBI. Maybe they were in already.

  Mort Sahl

  Book, Want, Fbi

  Twitter post from Apr 06, 2011

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• I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

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  Class, Guy, Computer

  Twitter post from Apr 02, 2011

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• You know me, I love lost causes.

  Mort Sahl

  Lost Love, Causes, Lost Cause

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

  Mort Sahl

  Tombstone, Men, Roger

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators.

  Mort Sahl

  Acting, Female, Actresses

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• What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.

  Mort Sahl

  Hangover, Las Vegas, Sin City

  Twitter post from Apr 14, 2011

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• We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

  Mort Sahl

  Believe, Men, Compassion

  Mort Sahl (1976). “Heartland”, New York : Harcourt Brace Jovanovich

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