The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.
I read 'Crime and Punishment' years ago and don't recall the details of it, but I do retain a strong sense of the creeping paranoia and panic.
I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.
Acting in a stage play is like working the evening shift in an office.
After you've read a novel, you only retain a vague memory of its contents. You remember the atmosphere, the odd image or phrase or vivid cameo.
My sister-in-law believes that few narratives are so tightly constructed that you can't skip boring bits and still keep abreast of what's going on.
My eyebrows could do with a trim.
Every generation of children has its private hero.
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