I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube.
I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.
My sister-in-law believes that few narratives are so tightly constructed that you can't skip boring bits and still keep abreast of what's going on.
My eyebrows could do with a trim.
Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind.
It's worth turning up to an awards gig if you know you've won one but, since you never do know, it's not worth it.
It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.
I am 54 and age is slowly writing itself on my face.
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