Arthur Smith Quotes - Page 2

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• The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.

  Arthur Smith

  Funny, Fall, Swimming

  "Underwater comedy" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. July 11, 2001.

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• I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

  Arthur Smith

  Fall, Play, Noses

  "Arthur Smith: What I see in the mirror" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. August 21, 2009.

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• I abhor nothing more than bumping into someone I know on the Tube.

  Arthur Smith

  Knows, Tubes

  "Old masters and new friends" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. January 16, 2003.

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• About every four years, someone says to me, "I've got a friend who looks exactly like you." What can you say to this?

  Arthur Smith

  Years, Looks, Four

  "Carry on gurning" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. July 11, 2002.

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• Acting in a stage play is like working the evening shift in an office.

  Arthur Smith

  Play, Office, Acting

  "The agony of acting" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. June 6, 2001.

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• My eyebrows could do with a trim.

  Arthur Smith

  Eyebrows

  "Arthur Smith: What I see in the mirror" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. August 21, 2009.

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• Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind.

  Arthur Smith

  Awards, Listening, Radio

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• My sister-in-law believes that few narratives are so tightly constructed that you can't skip boring bits and still keep abreast of what's going on.

  Arthur Smith

  Believe, Sister In Law, Narrative

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