Arthur Smith Quotes

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• If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever, take up gardening.

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  Falling In Love, Garden, Long

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• I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.

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  Rain, Guy, Kind

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• Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners.

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  Tragedy, May, Comedy

  "And the lion shall lie down with the lame" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2002.

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• An uninspiring canvas becomes a glamorous masterpiece when it is reattributed to a better-known artist.

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  Artist, Canvas, Glamorous

  "Old masters and new friends" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. January 16, 2003.

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• The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.

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  Moon, Different, Shapes

  "Sun days" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. July 18, 2002.

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• Don Quixote's 'Delusions' is an excellent read - far better than my own forthcoming travel book, 'Walking Backwards Across Tuscany.'

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  Book, Tuscany, Excellent

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• The best way to prepare for a night out with a Shakespearean tragedy is to do a bit of reading up in the afternoon, eat a light supper - perhaps Welsh rarebit - and then arrive early to do some stretching exercises in the foyer before curtain-up.

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  Reading, Exercise, Night

  "Preparing for the Bard" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. November 20, 2002.

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• The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.

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  Real, Perception, Painting

  "Old masters and new friends" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. January 16, 2003.

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• Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world.

  Arthur Smith

  Funny, Laughter, Eight

  "Culture" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. October 17, 2001.

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• The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.

  Arthur Smith

  Expression, Catwalk, Outfits

  "Haute couture for the couch potato" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. September 19, 2002.

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• Global warming, the ongoing destruction of the planet, Third World debt, the uselessness of the railways, the takeover by the corporations, the scary George Bush person: all these things are important and should be animating me into outrage. Yet somehow they do not.

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  Scary, Important, Ongoing

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• Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended.

  Arthur Smith

  Reading, Home, Play

  "Preparing for the Bard" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. November 20, 2002.

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• I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

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  Fall, Play, Noses

  "Arthur Smith: What I see in the mirror" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. August 21, 2009.

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• I like doing things I haven't learnt about yet. I've always been interested in art, and I love doing art.

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  Art

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it.

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  Funny, Fall, Swimming

  "Underwater comedy" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. July 11, 2001.

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• I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.

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  Lunch, Week, Monte Carlo

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• My sister-in-law believes that few narratives are so tightly constructed that you can't skip boring bits and still keep abreast of what's going on.

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  Believe, Sister In Law, Narrative

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• My eyebrows could do with a trim.

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  Eyebrows

  "Arthur Smith: What I see in the mirror" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. August 21, 2009.

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• Listening to Chris Moyles on Radio 1 is the most miserable thing any human being can do, but attending awards ceremonies isn't far behind.

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  Awards, Listening, Radio

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• It's worth turning up to an awards gig if you know you've won one but, since you never do know, it's not worth it.

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  Awards, Gigs, Not Worth It

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• It was Julie Burchill who decreed that, beyond a certain age, a man should not be seen in a leather jacket.

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  Men, Leather Jackets, Age

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• About every four years, someone says to me, "I've got a friend who looks exactly like you." What can you say to this?

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  Years, Looks, Four

  "Carry on gurning" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. July 11, 2002.

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• Acting in a stage play is like working the evening shift in an office.

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  Play, Office, Acting

  "The agony of acting" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. June 6, 2001.

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• Acting is the most demanding, painful job in the world.

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  Jobs, Acting, World

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• After you've read a novel, you only retain a vague memory of its contents. You remember the atmosphere, the odd image or phrase or vivid cameo.

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  Memories, Atmosphere, Phrases

  "Arthur Smith" by Arthur Smith, www.theguardian.com. April 3, 2002.

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