DEGRADATION, n. One of the stages of moral and social progress from private station to political preferment.
IMPENITENCE, n. A state of mind intermediate in point of time between sin and punishment.
LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.
LEAD, n. A heavy blue-gray metal much used in giving stability to light lovers - particularly to those who love not wisely but other men's wives.
HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.
ACKNOWLEDGE, v.t. To confess. Acknowledgment of one another's faults is the highest duty imposed by our love of truth.
EPIGRAM, n. A short, sharp saying in prose or verse, frequently characterize by acidity or acerbity and sometimes by wisdom.
FREEBOOTER, n. A conqueror in a small way of business, whose annexations lack of the sanctifying merit of magnitude.
HEART, n. Figuratively, this useful organ is said to be the seat of emotions and sentiments . . . . It is now known that sentiments and emotions reside in the stomach, being evolved from food by chemical action of the gastric fluid.
HUMORIST, n. A plague that would have softened down the hoar austerity of Pharaoh's heart and persuaded him to dismiss Israel with his best wishes, cat-quick.
DEPENDENT, adj. Reliant upon another's generosity for the support which you are not in a position to exact from his fears.
DIARY, n. A daily record of that part of one's life, which he can relate to himself without blushing.
MULTITUDE, n. A crowd; the source of political wisdom and virtue. In a republic, the object of the statesman's adoration.
Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.
APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom.
Example is better than following it.
ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth.
Children who have proven themselves to be incorrigible by the age of twelve should be quickly and quietly beheaded, lest they grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate the likeness of their being.
OLD, adj. In that stage of usefulness which is not inconsistent with general inefficiency, as an "old man". Discredited by lapse of time and offensive to the popular taste, as an "old" book.
MOUTH, n. In man, the gateway to the soul; in woman, the outlet of the heart.
There was never a genius who was not thought a fool until he disclosed himself; whereas he is a fool then only.
An immaterial but visible being that inhabited the air when the air was an element and before it was fatally polluted with factory smoke, sewer gas and similar products of civilization.
Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.
QUIXOTIC, adj. Absurdly chivalric, like Don Quixote. An insight into the beauty and excellence of this incomparable adjective is unhappily denied to him who has the misfortune to know that the gentleman's name is pronounced Ke-ho-tay.
Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.
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