Richard Jeni Quotes - Page 3

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• Brooklyn is the only place where a guy can open up a candy store sell no candy and gross over eight million dollars a year.

  Richard Jeni

  Eight, Years, Guy

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• Ridiculous that some people feel superior to the gay minority. They're the only couples you'll ever find poking around for ceramics and candle holders in the winery gift shop and both parties really want to be there.

  Richard Jeni

  Couple, Party, Gay

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• Why do women care about how big their feet are? I never saw a guy at the beach going, 'Wow, look at that woman, she is really... oh, darn! The feet are too big.'

  Richard Jeni

  Beach, Feet, Guy

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• You should never die for your beliefs, because what if you're wrong?

  Richard Jeni

  Death, What If, Belief

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