Richard Jeni Quotes - Page 3

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• Why do women care about how big their feet are? I never saw a guy at the beach going, 'Wow, look at that woman, she is really... oh, darn! The feet are too big.'

  Richard Jeni

  Beach, Feet, Guy

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• Sports are an acceptable way for men to show emotion. A guy who won't hug his kid will slip a guy a tongue in a sports bar when his team wins.

  Richard Jeni

  Sports, Team, Kids

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• You should never die for your beliefs, because what if you're wrong?

  Richard Jeni

  Death, What If, Belief

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• That's why you have to like a guy like Charles Manson. Say what you will about Manson - he's one of the only people with the decency to look like a dangerous maniac the first time you meet him.

  Richard Jeni

  People, Guy, Looks

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