Eoin Colfer Quotes - Page 4

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• She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl

  Eoin Colfer

  Degrees, Fowl, Littles

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• I'm not threatening you. I'm just informing you of police procedure. If you continue to obstruct me, I remove the obstruction, in this case you, and proceed to the next command.

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  Police, Next, Threatening

  Eoin Colfer (2002). “Artemis fowl: the Arctic incident”

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• Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?

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  Night, Two, Tears

  Eoin Colfer (2008). “Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony”, Miramax

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• It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon. Opal tapped this into her notepad. Reminder. Shoot down the moon? Viable?

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  Team, Moon, Tunnels

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• Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.

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  Tolerance, Finishing, Opal

  Eoin Colfer (2014). “Artemis Fowl:”, p.459, Penguin UK

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• I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

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  Mother, Self, Opal

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• You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue

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  Clue, T Shirt, Shirts

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• Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you",scoffed Opal.

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  Opal, Easy

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• Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre." Myles: "In Paris." Artemis: "Yes, Paris. And try as you will, you cannot attract the waiter's attention. What do you do?" Beckett: "Umm...tell Butler to jump-jump-jump on his head?" Myles: "I agree with simple-toon." Artemis: "No! You simply raise one finger and say clearly 'ici, garcon.'" Beckett: "Itchy what?

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  Brother, Simple, Paris

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• Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

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  School, Trying, Tests

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• If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.

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  Fun, Book, Two

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• Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny

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  Enemy, Prison, Tradition

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• It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.

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  Years, Messy, Thousand

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”

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• Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

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  Fowl, Artemis Fowl, Artemis

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”, Disney-Hyperion

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• Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.

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  Mother, Nice, Proud

  Eoin Colfer (2003). “Artemis Fowl”, Miramax

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• Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.

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  Mummy

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”, Disney-Hyperion

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• My bugs don't have bugs.

  Eoin Colfer

  Bugs

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”

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• I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.

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  Fowl, Way, Rooms

  Eoin Colfer (2010). “Artemis Fowl”, p.174, Penguin UK

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• Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.

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  Fowl, Artemis, Humans

  Eoin Colfer (2003). “Artemis Fowl”, Miramax

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• (to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!

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  Buttons, Towers, Fowl

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”

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• Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.

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  Hurt, Ambition, Fowl

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”

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• (about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

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  Drs, Quacks

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• Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even the magic can't fix. Other than that you should be all right, presuming you remembered to wear the regulation above-ground micro-fibre jumpsuit recently patented by me. Then again, being a Recon jock, you probably didn't.

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  Blow, Magic, Magazines

  Eoin Colfer (2002). “Artemis Fowl: the arctic incident”, Viking

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• No, I don't think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B'wa Kell generals, and this is their top fairy, was caught caught trying to pass off forged credit slips by signing his own name.

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  Stupid, Thinking, Names

  Eoin Colfer (2002). “Artemis Fowl: the arctic incident”, Viking

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• (text message) CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR.

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  Dna, Roots, Plot

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