Eoin Colfer Quotes - Page 5

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• Remember this? You gave it to me for ensuring your trigger finger got reattached to your hand. You said it would remind me of that spark of decency inside me. I'm trying to do something decent now, Captain.

  Eoin Colfer

  Hands, Trying, Sparks

  Eoin Colfer (2005). “Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code - Book #3”, Miramax

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• The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia and a crack team of plastic surgeons.

  Eoin Colfer

  Team, Mafia, Cracks

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• A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit?

  Eoin Colfer

  Thinking, Doe, Pieces

  Eoin Colfer (2008). “Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony”, Miramax

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• Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over

  Eoin Colfer

  Singing, Trying, Care

  Eoin Colfer (2008). “Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony”, Miramax

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• how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.

  Eoin Colfer

  Brother, Sarcasm, Thinking

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• No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I would like to order à la carte. Or don't you serve fish to minors?

  Eoin Colfer

  Children, Order, Doubt

  Eoin Colfer (2005). “Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code - Book #3”, Miramax

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• gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius

  Eoin Colfer

  Boys, Gold, Fowl

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• Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.

  Eoin Colfer

  Wearing Pink, Intense, Glare

  Eoin Colfer (2007). “Half Moon Investigations”, Disney-Hyperion

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• When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.

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  School, Dark, Yards

  Eoin Colfer (2007). “Half Moon Investigations”, Disney-Hyperion

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• Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week." The magic shifted and swirled, finally etching a picture in the air. It was a rough picture of Foaly, and he was laughing. I hate you, centaur!" screamed Opal, lunging toward, and then through, the insubstantial image. Her eyes rolled back into her head, and then she collapsed, snoring, on the floor. Artemis straightened his tie. Freud, he was certain, would have a field day with that.

  Eoin Colfer

  Hate, Eye, Ties

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• I can grow cameras!" she had shrieked at the Brill brothers during one briefing. "Who's to say that despicable centaur Foaly hasn't succeded in splicing surveillance equiptment to plants? So get rid of all the flowers. Rocks, too. I don't trust them. Sullen little blebers.

  Eoin Colfer

  Brother, Flower, Rocks

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• Most craft give a nod, however brief and unfriendly, towards beauty. Vogon ships did not nod towards beauty. They pulled on ski masks and mugged beauty in a dark alley They spat in the eye of beauty and bludgeoned their wait through the notions of aesthetics and aerodynamics. Vogon cruisers did not so much travel through space as defile it and toss it aside.

  Eoin Colfer

  Eye, Dark, Aerodynamics

  Eoin Colfer (2009). “And Another Thing...”, Hyperion

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• The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really feeling it. It shouldn't be "Who do we hate?", he thought, it really should be "whom", but this probably wasn't a good time to bring that up.

  Eoin Colfer

  Hate, Feelings, Ceilings

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• I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

  Eoin Colfer

  Peaceful, Surrender, Artemis Fowl

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”

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• Commander: What's that? Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like?

  Eoin Colfer

  Doe, Looks, Fingers

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• The name's Bond. James Omar Bond.

  Eoin Colfer

  Names, Omar

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• Foaly twitched his tail contentedly. Genius. No point in being humble about it.

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  Humble, Tails, Genius

  Eoin Colfer (2002). “Artemis fowl: the Arctic incident”

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• I have no time for babbling foolishness.” “Don’t be so hasty,” said Victor. “There’s always time for babbling.

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  Said, Hasty, Babbling

  Eoin Colfer (2009). “Airman”, p.62, Penguin UK

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• If things go badly for me tonight, I want you to stay with Mr. Wynter; he will pay you a decent wage.” “Will he make me bathe?” “No, he will debate the matter with you until you decide to wash.” “Ah. One of those.

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  Tonight, Want, Pay

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• Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time?" "Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland. Remember?" "No. I was unconscious.

  Eoin Colfer

  Iceland, People, Remember

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• A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.

  Eoin Colfer

  Weight, Fowl, Metaphorical

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• ...to be injured on this tundra would lead to a quick and painful death—or at the very least abject humiliation before the popping flashes of the tourist season's tail end, which was slightly less painful than a painful death, but lasted longer.

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  Painful Death, Tourists, Tails

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• A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl

  Eoin Colfer

  Years, World, Fowl

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• "I live for agressive action!" thundered Orion squeakily, which was unusual. "Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn round that I may smite it." "Smite it with what?" wondered Foaly. "Your secret birthmark?" "Don't you mock my birthmark, which I may or may not have.

  Eoin Colfer

  Dragons, Secret, Orion

  "Artemis Fowl The Atlantis Complex". Book by Eoin Colfer, July 20, 2010.

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• Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Horse. Tasty" "Let's go," said Foaly nervously. "Let's go right now.

  Eoin Colfer

  Horse, Centaurs, Tongue

  Eoin Colfer (2010). “Artemis Fowl and the Atlantis Complex”, p.247, Penguin UK

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