Eoin Colfer Quotes - Page 6

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• Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.

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  Morning, Awake, Every Morning

  Eoin Colfer (2012). “Benny and Omar”, p.21, The O'Brien Press

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• Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re at the library? I thought I heard water.” Artemis smiled, enjoying the exchange. “Water? Surely not. The only thing flowing here is information.” “Are you grinning, Artemis? For some reason I get the feeling that you’re wearing that smug smile of yours.

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  Beach, Luxury, Water

  Eoin Colfer (2008). “Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony”, Miramax

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• Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?

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  Tanks, Chiefs, Security

  "Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony". Book by Eoin Colfer, 2006.

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• She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl

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  Degrees, Fowl, Littles

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• It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.

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  Years, Messy, Thousand

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”

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• Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.

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  Mother, Nice, Proud

  Eoin Colfer (2003). “Artemis Fowl”, Miramax

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• Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.

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  Mummy

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”, Disney-Hyperion

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• My bugs don't have bugs.

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  Bugs

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”

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• I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.

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  Fowl, Way, Rooms

  Eoin Colfer (2010). “Artemis Fowl”, p.174, Penguin UK

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• Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.

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  Fowl, Artemis, Humans

  Eoin Colfer (2003). “Artemis Fowl”, Miramax

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• (to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!

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  Buttons, Towers, Fowl

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”

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• Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.

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  Hurt, Ambition, Fowl

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”

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• (about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

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  Drs, Quacks

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• Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even the magic can't fix. Other than that you should be all right, presuming you remembered to wear the regulation above-ground micro-fibre jumpsuit recently patented by me. Then again, being a Recon jock, you probably didn't.

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  Blow, Magic, Magazines

  Eoin Colfer (2002). “Artemis Fowl: the arctic incident”, Viking

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• No, I don't think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B'wa Kell generals, and this is their top fairy, was caught caught trying to pass off forged credit slips by signing his own name.

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  Stupid, Thinking, Names

  Eoin Colfer (2002). “Artemis Fowl: the arctic incident”, Viking

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• Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny

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  Enemy, Prison, Tradition

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• If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.

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  Fun, Book, Two

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• Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

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  School, Trying, Tests

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• I'm not threatening you. I'm just informing you of police procedure. If you continue to obstruct me, I remove the obstruction, in this case you, and proceed to the next command.

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  Police, Next, Threatening

  Eoin Colfer (2002). “Artemis fowl: the Arctic incident”

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• A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit?

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  Thinking, Doe, Pieces

  Eoin Colfer (2008). “Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony”, Miramax

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• Hey, look your girlfriend is saying something. Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn't even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl?

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  Girl, Insulted Him, Looks

  Eoin Colfer (2008). “Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony”, Miramax

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• Inside the mirrored elevator, Mulch used a telescopic pointer to push P for the penthouse. For the first few months he had jumped to reach the button, but that was undignified behavior for a millionaire. And besides, he was certain that Art could hear the thumping from the security desk.

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  Art, Buttons, Months

  Eoin Colfer (2002). “Artemis fowl: the Arctic incident”

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• Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut." Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell. "I'm the nut!" Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said.

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  Blue, Nuts, Squids

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• No alcohol, Riley." She nodded at the screen. "How are you liking the twenty-first century?" Riley burped. "The Take That are most melodic. And God bless Harry Potter is all I can say. If not for him, all of London would have been consumed by the dark arts.

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  Art, Dark, Alcohol

  Eoin Colfer (2013). “The Reluctant Assassin (WARP Book 1)”, p.75, Penguin UK

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• It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon. Opal tapped this into her notepad. Reminder. Shoot down the moon? Viable?

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  Team, Moon, Tunnels

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