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I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.

Eoin Colfer

Fowl, Way, Rooms

Eoin Colfer (2010). “Artemis Fowl”, p.174, Penguin UK

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Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.

Eoin Colfer

Fowl, Artemis, Humans

Eoin Colfer (2003). “Artemis Fowl”, Miramax

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(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!

Eoin Colfer

Buttons, Towers, Fowl

Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”

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Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.

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Hurt, Ambition, Fowl

Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”

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(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

Eoin Colfer

Drs, Quacks

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Of course I saved you," she said. "I couldn't do without you." And because she was happy and flushed with magic Holly leaned down and kissed Artemis, magic sparking around the contact like tiny fireworks.

Eoin Colfer

Hollies, Magic, Down And

"The Time Paradox (Artemis Fowl, Book 6)". Book by Eoin Colfer, July 16, 2008.

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Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre." Myles: "In Paris." Artemis: "Yes, Paris. And try as you will, you cannot attract the waiter's attention. What do you do?" Beckett: "Umm...tell Butler to jump-jump-jump on his head?" Myles: "I agree with simple-toon." Artemis: "No! You simply raise one finger and say clearly 'ici, garcon.'" Beckett: "Itchy what?

Eoin Colfer

Brother, Simple, Paris

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Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you",scoffed Opal.

Eoin Colfer

Opal, Easy

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She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl

Eoin Colfer

Degrees, Fowl, Littles

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I'm not threatening you. I'm just informing you of police procedure. If you continue to obstruct me, I remove the obstruction, in this case you, and proceed to the next command.

Eoin Colfer

Police, Next, Threatening

Eoin Colfer (2002). “Artemis fowl: the Arctic incident”

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Hey, look your girlfriend is saying something. Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn't even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl?

Eoin Colfer

Girl, Insulted Him, Looks

Eoin Colfer (2008). “Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony”, Miramax

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There’s always time for babbling.

Eoin Colfer

Babbling

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Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?

Eoin Colfer

Night, Two, Tears

Eoin Colfer (2008). “Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony”, Miramax

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There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them. The other lived on an island in the South China Sea, and spent his days meditating and beating up palm trees. You had to feel sorry for the B'wa Kell.

Eoin Colfer

Art, Sorry, Men

Eoin Colfer (2003). “Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident - Book #2”, Miramax

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Inside the mirrored elevator, Mulch used a telescopic pointer to push P for the penthouse. For the first few months he had jumped to reach the button, but that was undignified behavior for a millionaire. And besides, he was certain that Art could hear the thumping from the security desk.

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Art, Buttons, Months

Eoin Colfer (2002). “Artemis fowl: the Arctic incident”

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Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.

Eoin Colfer

Fowl, Trust Me, Artemis

Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”, Disney-Hyperion

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No alcohol, Riley." She nodded at the screen. "How are you liking the twenty-first century?" Riley burped. "The Take That are most melodic. And God bless Harry Potter is all I can say. If not for him, all of London would have been consumed by the dark arts.

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Art, Dark, Alcohol

Eoin Colfer (2013). “The Reluctant Assassin (WARP Book 1)”, p.75, Penguin UK

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It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon. Opal tapped this into her notepad. Reminder. Shoot down the moon? Viable?

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Team, Moon, Tunnels

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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.

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Tolerance, Finishing, Opal

Eoin Colfer (2014). “Artemis Fowl:”, p.459, Penguin UK

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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

Eoin Colfer

Mother, Self, Opal

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You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue

Eoin Colfer

Clue, T Shirt, Shirts

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Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even the magic can't fix. Other than that you should be all right, presuming you remembered to wear the regulation above-ground micro-fibre jumpsuit recently patented by me. Then again, being a Recon jock, you probably didn't.

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Blow, Magic, Magazines

Eoin Colfer (2002). “Artemis Fowl: the arctic incident”, Viking

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No, I don't think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B'wa Kell generals, and this is their top fairy, was caught caught trying to pass off forged credit slips by signing his own name.

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Stupid, Thinking, Names

Eoin Colfer (2002). “Artemis Fowl: the arctic incident”, Viking

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(text message) CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR.

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Dna, Roots, Plot

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I can grow cameras!" she had shrieked at the Brill brothers during one briefing. "Who's to say that despicable centaur Foaly hasn't succeded in splicing surveillance equiptment to plants? So get rid of all the flowers. Rocks, too. I don't trust them. Sullen little blebers.

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Brother, Flower, Rocks

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