Eoin Colfer Quotes - Page 2

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• I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

  Eoin Colfer

  Two, Planning, Trouble

  Eoin Colfer (2010). “Artemis Fowl and the Atlantis Complex”, p.264, Penguin UK

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• Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!

  Eoin Colfer

  Shut Up, Wells

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”

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• Anything can be real. Every imaginable thing is happening somewhere along the dimensional axis. These things happen a billion times over with exactly the same outcome and no one learns anything. Whatever a person can think, imagine, wish for, or believe has already come to pass. Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers.

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  Dream, Real, Believe

  Eoin Colfer (2009). “And Another Thing...”, Hyperion

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• Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.

  Eoin Colfer

  Inspire, Genius, Facts

  Eoin Colfer (2009). “Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox”, p.102, Penguin UK

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• When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?

  Eoin Colfer

  Hero, Chance, Moments

  Eoin Colfer (2005). “Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code - Book #3”, Miramax

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• If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.

  Eoin Colfer

  Dwarves, Smell, Looks

  Eoin Colfer (2008). “Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony”, Miramax

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• And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.

  Eoin Colfer

  Uncles, Favorite Uncle, My Favorite

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• Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.

  Eoin Colfer

  Office, Scum, Aliens

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• Holly walked rapidly into the cockpit, strapping herself into the pilot's chair. "Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn’t there some law that says we get at least twenty-four?" Artemis strapped himself into the co-pilot's chair. "I don't think Opal bothers with laws.

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  Thinking, Law, Hollies

  "Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception (Book 4)". Book by Eoin Colfer, April 30, 2005.

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• I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today." He leaned in close and whispered, "I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.

  Eoin Colfer

  Boys, Broken, Want

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• Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

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  Different, Would Be, Use

  Eoin Colfer (2014). “Artemis Fowl:”, p.17, Penguin UK

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• Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

  Eoin Colfer

  Mean, Decision, Fowl

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• I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.

  Eoin Colfer

  Names, People, Tag

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• Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!

  Eoin Colfer

  Who Cares, Steel, Looks

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• We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.

  Eoin Colfer

  Idiot, Crayon

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• Radomosity, thought Artemis. And he felt like weeping.

  Eoin Colfer

  Artemis, Weeping, Felt

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• You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something out there for you to consider while we're chasing the probe: I share Artemis's passion but not his boorishness. No pressure; just think about it. This was enough to elicit a deafening moment of silence even in the middle of a crisis, which Orion seemed to be blissfully unaffected by.

  Eoin Colfer

  Passion, Thinking, Fire

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• It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

  Eoin Colfer

  Fowl, Unicorn, Never Forget

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• Good. Illegal is always faster.

  Eoin Colfer

  Crime, Illegal, Faster

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• (about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)

  Eoin Colfer

  Looks, Sandwiches, Fowl

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• I don't like lollipops.

  Eoin Colfer

  Lollipop, Artemis Fowl, Artemis

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”

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• What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and Hook is one of the most finely observed villains ever.

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  Book, People, Hook

  "Quickfire interview: Eoin Colfer". Interview with Jen Bowden, www.theguardian.com. October 12, 2012.

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• She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers watching her back as possible. We are secondary at this point.' 'That will be her undoing,' Artemis gasped, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. 'Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.' 'I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?' said Holly.

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  Priorities, Hollies, Suffering

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• Sometimes plans don't translate smoothly from paper to real life.

  Eoin Colfer

  Real, Paper, Sometimes

  Eoin Colfer (2003). “Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident - Book #2”, Miramax

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• Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.

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  Eye, Usual, Meg

  Eoin Colfer (2012). “The Wish List”, p.146, The O'Brien Press

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