Eoin Colfer Quotes - Page 9

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• Connor Broekhart was born to fly, or more accurately he was born flying.

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  Flying, Born

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• It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?

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  Thinking, Agony, Long

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• So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?" The boy extended a dripping hand straight up. "My name is Orion. I am so pleased to meet you at last. I am, of course, your servant." Holly shook the proferred hand, thinking that manners were lovely, but she really needed someone cunning and ruthless right now, and this kid didn't appear to be very cunning.

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  Kids, Thinking, Boys

  Eoin Colfer (2010). “Artemis Fowl and the Atlantis Complex”, p.87, Penguin UK

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• Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.

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  Missing, Miss Me

  Eoin Colfer (2009). “And Another Thing...”, Hyperion

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• People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone.

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  People, Always Alone, Like Me

  Eoin Colfer (2009). “And Another Thing...”, Hyperion

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• Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.

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  Hollies, Needs, Fowl

  Eoin Colfer (2008). “Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony”, Miramax

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• Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?

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  Morning, Princess, Doe

  Eoin Colfer (2014). “Artemis Fowl:”, p.733, Penguin UK

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• You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean that literally and spiritually.

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  Dad, Mean, People

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• The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet.

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  Boys, Miracle, Toilets

  Eoin Colfer (2005). “Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code - Book #3”, Miramax

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• Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole.

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  Gun, Holes, Ends

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• Not me," said Orion cheerily. "I'm just a teenager with hormones running wild. And may I say ,young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction." Holly lifted her visor and looked the hormonal teenager in the eye. "This had better not be a game, Artemis. If you do not have some serious psychosis, you will be sorry." "Oh, I'm crazy, alright. I do have plenty of psychoses," said Orion Cheerily. "Multiple personality, delusional dementia, OCD. I've got them all, but most of all, I'm crazy about you.

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  Running, Sorry, Crazy

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• It was calling me, that button," he offered as his excuse. "I couldn't resist." -MULCH DIGGUMS ON A HIGHLY PRESS-ABLE BUTTON-

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  Buttons, Calling, Able

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• Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had somehow got it into their heads that each fairy lugged around a pot of gold with him wherever he went. While it was true that LEP had a ransom fund, because of its officers' high-risk occupation, no human had ever taken a chunk of it yet. This didn't stop the Irish population in general from skulking around rainbows, hoping to win the supernatural lottery.

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  Crazy, Taken, Winning

  Eoin Colfer (2001). “Artemis Fowl”

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• Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube?" "It's always cubes with you," noted Foaly, somewhat randomly. "What's wrong with a nice sphere?

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  Nice, Scare, Cubes

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• Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone.

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  Thinking, Bones, Broke

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• In spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children.

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  Children, Thinking, Parent

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• People are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. You’re a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died.

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  Girl, Years, People

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• ...This is the only way. I will not allow humans or fairies to die when I might have prevented it.” Butler would not give up. “Listen to yourself. You sound like a... like a good guy! There’s nothing in this for you.

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  Giving Up, Guy, Might

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• I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. "I beg to differ. You're exuding right now, a wonderful aura. It's pastel blue with little dolphins.

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  Blue, Hollies, Dolphins

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• Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored.

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  Sound, Sense Of Humor, Ignored

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• Butler,” he called, his voice thin and childlike in the wind. “Yes, Artemis, what?” “If something goes wrong, wait for me. No matter how it looks, I will return. I will bring them all back.

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  Wind, Voice, Waiting

  Eoin Colfer (2008). “Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony”, Miramax

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• Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.

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  Should, Shows

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• I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.

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  Scary, Sound, Butlers

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• Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles." Holly opened the throttle. "Now there's an order I never thought I'd hear from you.

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  Order, Hollies, Said

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• Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.

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  Thinking, Holly Short

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