Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes - Page 2

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• It's an amazingly consistent thing with Irish people. We will talk to strangers at parties for hours. It's what we were bred to do I think. And the Jewish people were bred to write the stuff that we say.

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  Party, Writing, Thinking

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• Trickle-down economics - it didn't work. The whole idea was supply-side economics: give rich people a lot of money; they'll spend it, it'll go into the economy. Here's what we found out - rich people, really good at keeping all the money. That's how they got rich. If you want it in the economy, give it to the poor people. You know what they're really good at? Spending all their money.

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  Ideas, People, Giving

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• The most interesting nerds are the ones who take offense to being called nerds.

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  Interesting, Nerd, Most Interesting

  FaceBook post by Greg Fitzsimmons from Apr 28, 2013

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• When you're not 21, it's great to drink because you're not allowed to. You're a rebel: you gotta get a fake I.D., you gotta find a place to drink it, you gotta sneak in drunk. And if you get away with all that, you're laying in bed, your heart's pounding, you got vomit on your chin. You're like, 'I'm a rebel!' And you are. You're cool.

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  Heart, Sneak In, Drunk

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• I'm kinda stuck in that awkward in-between stage where my hair is just starting to fall out, but I'm still maintaining my youthful acne.

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  Fall, Hair, Awkward

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• The best drunks are the ones who only hang out with other drunks in places we all know are filled with drunks.

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  Filled, Hanging Out, Knows

  FaceBook post by Greg Fitzsimmons from Apr 28, 2013

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• Driving around with a receding hairline and two kids in a Prius feels a bit boring for me.

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  Kids, Two, Driving

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• The compulsion to do the opposite of what you are told does not lend itself to many occupations outside the entertainment industry. Within the industry, it is unlikely that you will be very successful without it.

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  Successful, Opposites, Doe

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• When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it.

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  People, Rotten, Bread

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• We are now able to create virtual realities on computers. Are we all living in one created by someone in the future?

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  Reality, Able, Computer

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• I love when problems have simple solutions. Cold medicine. Umbrellas. Condoms. Tax incentives & subsidies attracting favored industries.

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  Simple, Medicine, Subsidies

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• My kids teased me at dinner that I'm not cool. I told them if I was cool I wouldn't be sitting at home with my kids. Pass the gravy.

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  Home, Kids, Sitting

  Twitter post from Feb 4, 2014

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• The most interesting hipsters are ones who stop being hipsters.

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  Hipster, Interesting, Most Interesting

  FaceBook post by Greg Fitzsimmons from Apr 28, 2013

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• As a single couple, we are no longer able to hang around with married couples 'cause they cannot be in our presence without getting very annoying. It's always like, 'So, when are you guys getting married? Huh? When are you getting married? When are you guys getting married?!' I dunno, you're married - when are you gonna die? You're already married, death will be next. When are you gonna die?

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  Couple, Guy, Able

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• My friend goes, 'If you're going to use Rogaine, just put it somewhere you're going to remember to use it everyday.' So I put it right next to my Prozac. But now it just feels really pathetic using both of these products at the same time, 'cause if either one works, I don't really need the other one.

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  Everyday, Needs, Use

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• I knew that drinking and doing stand-up was going to make me less of an effective comedian. And I just had a lot invested in wanting to be a really good comedian and so I stopped for that reason.

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  Drinking, Comedian, Reason

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• I realized that every second that I'm alive, the world cares less about me. It's just a very linear, downward progression. And it sounds cynical because you guys are young and you're full with life. I want you to understand - this is it. You have nothing to look forward to because you're peaking. If you're not having fun now, kill yourself. I don't mean that in a bad way, just - it's not worth it to go forward.

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  Fun, Mean, Cynical

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• They say no one knows if we all see red the same way. Except traffic cops.

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  Police, Red, Way

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