Christopher Titus Quotes About Satan

Quotes about: Satan

• I got divorced from my wife on June 6, 2006. Yeah, 6-6-06, which coincidentally, was when my wife turned into a demon spawned from Satan's anus. But for legal reasons, I have to call her, Kate.

  Christopher Titus

  June, Wife, Anus

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos.

  Christopher Titus

  Believe, Alcohol, Oreos

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• Satan called - he's changed the sheets, fluffed the pillows and laid out the complimentary chocolate. Hell is ready for John Edwards.

  Christopher Titus

  Chocolate, Satan, Hell

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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