In my mind, everything is too sanitised on television - what is wrong with things going wrong?
I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews.
My holidays are very important. Mind you, I take a very long one every year.
Goodness, that Simon Cowell is a sensitive soul.
Not working is bad for you. It is my drug, it gives me a high; most performers will tell you that. And there is nothing like the high that an audience gives you.
A round of golf is the ideal antidote to stress.
On stage, I think I'm 35. Working takes over my whole body and I become a younger man - that's why I won't stop.
I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.
Once you've experienced the warmth of an audience, the achievement of getting your first laugh, and entertaining them, singing or playing piano, it just keeps it all going.
Little did I know that there's nothing more competitive in the world than a professional ballroom dancer. They are as competitive as Olympic athletes.
I do lead a careful diet, I don't overeat, I have fruit and vegetables every day and I drink a lot of water. And my darling wife keeps me so young it is ridiculous. Being with her is an inspiration as well.
It's sad when you see most of your friends in the business gone, like Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howard, Eric Morecambe, Roy Castle, Les Dawson. They were very dear to me. You no longer have the chance to bump into them at a celebrity do.
They do say, the smaller the feet, the better the dancer.
I can tell by the way somebody walks if they can dance or not. Just by the rhythm.
He was so good at everything he did. You can't call Ronnie Barker a comedian. He was an actor, and a great writer.
Golf is hugely important, as it keeps me going.
Although I'm predominantly known for game-shows, I do prefer to be known as a performer.
Lots of people come up to me and call me Sir Bruce now. Interviewers call me Sir with every question, but I never make a point of making people call me Sir. It doesn't matter to me, though; it was a great honour to be knighted. I'm very proud of it.
All kids love to get dirty, but if I wandered into the garage, my father would say: 'Son, you're not going to have filthy hands like mine. You're going into show business.'
I hate Mondays - I hate that feeling you've got to get yourself up.
Some people hate the sight of me as soon as they see me on television. They loathe the look of me, and I accept that from the days of variety. I would walk on and some people would open a newspaper and think, 'He's first on, so he can't be any good.' I accept that.
I read a lot when I'm away. I love courtroom dramas and I'm always looking for new authors.
People think I am the crazy person on stage, but I know how to relax.
I'm the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here's a pair of cuties, here's my darling dealing beauties.
I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest at the Royal Albert Hall. With two ex-wives and five daughters, I thought I wouldn't be involved with anyone for a long time - if ever. Winnie was so gorgeous, my jaw dropped - and it's a big jaw to drop.
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