Mitch Hedberg Quotes About Dogs

Quotes about: Dogs

• Dogs are forever in the push up postion.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Dog, Humor

• People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Dog, People

• A dog came to my door, so I gave him a bone, the dog took the bone into the back yard and buried it. I'm going to go plant a tree there, with bones on it, then the dog will come back and say, "Shoot! It worked! I must distribute these bones equally for I have a green paw!"

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Dog, Humor

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