Mitch Hedberg Quotes About Eyes

Quotes about: Eyes

• My sister Wendy has a husband and two children, and they have a family photo on top of the VCR, where they're all looking slightly to the left. As though something is going on over there! I guess something happened over to the left that made everybody happy! Except my sister is cross-eyed, so she can't quite pull it off. One eye is right-on.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Children, Husband

• I sometimes close my eyes during a show because I have drawn a picture of an audience enjoying the show more on the back of my eyelids.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Eye

• Snake eyes is a gambling term, and an animal term, too.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Eye

• That's always disappointed me, to see a guy in the crowd who doesn't look like he's having fun but in general if you just listen to the crowd it sounds like they're having fun. So I don't want to focus on the one guy who's not having fun. And by closing my eyes and just listening, I can't hear that he's not laughing but I can see that he's not laughing.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Fun, Eye, Laughing

  Source: www.comedymoontower.com

• Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Eye, People, Meat

• I have found when I look at an audience that the expressions on the peoples' faces aren't always up to par with the sounds that they're making. A crowd can sound like they're having a good time when your eyes are closed but if you open your eyes, the looks on some of those faces don't equal the sound.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Eye, Expression, Sound

  Source: www.comedymoontower.com

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