Jay Leno Quotes About Waiting

Quotes about: Waiting

• Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to be people in this town couldn't wait to get an envelope full of white powder.

  Jay Leno

  Funny, California, White

• The White House approved an exemption in Obamacare coverage for Congress and members of their staff. Members complained that the Affordable Care Act will cost them thousands extra a year in premiums. Wait a minute. It's their bill. If it's too expensive, why did they name it the Affordable Care Act?

  Jay Leno

  Years, Names, Obamacare

• Well, all across the country, this is kind of sad, unemployment offices are swamped with people waiting to file for unemployment insurance. It's gotten so bad that the offices are overwhelmed and can't function. I got an idea. Why don't you hire more people? They're right there in line. Speed this whole thing up!

  Jay Leno

  Country, Ideas, Office

• Folks, tomorrow America will get to hear those four words we've been waiting for: "Former president George Bush".

  Jay Leno

  America, Waiting, President

  "The Tonight Show", January 19, 2009.

• Former Enron founder Ken Lay and CEO Jeffrey Skilling found guilty in the Enron case. Ken Lay is so guilty I'm surprised people aren't calling him Congressman Ken Lay. Wait 'till these guys find out in prison that insider trading has a whole new meaning.

  Jay Leno

  People, Guy, Waiting

• Do you know who will be in charge of health care? The IRS. You thought getting audited was bad? Wait until your next prostate exam.

  Jay Leno

  Waiting, Irs, Care

• Major heat wave in India - 122 degrees today. It was so hot people in India were sweating like Americans waiting to hear if their job is being outsourced to India.

  Jay Leno

  Jobs, People, Waiting

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