David Letterman Quotes About Mothers

Quotes about: Mothers

• Some good news. Finally, President Bush is going to do something about global warming. He became alarmed when another chunk of ice fell off his mother.

  David Letterman

  Mother, Ice, President

• Barack Obama is putting his team together to take over the Administration. So far, he's got his mother-in-law, who is going to be living with him, and they are talking about Hillary for Secretary of State. You have your mother-in-law and Hillary Clinton. Sounds like smooth sailing to me.

  David Letterman

  Mother, Team, Talking

• Barack Obama said he may negotiate with the Taliban. A lot of people are saying okay, but be careful. But I said this guy has experience negotiating with the enemy. For gosh sake, he lives with his mother-in-law, you know.

  David Letterman

  Mother, Law, People

• Every year when it's Chinese New Year here in New York, there are fireworks going off at all hours. New York mothers calm their frightened children by telling them it's just gunfire.

  David Letterman

  Mother, New Year, New York

  David Letterman, Andy Breckman (1985). “Late night with David Letterman: the book”, Random House Inc

• Bill Clinton may in fact be moving back into the White House. And coincidentally I'm thinking about moving back into my mother's house.

  David Letterman

  Mother, Moving, Thinking

• Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.

  David Letterman

  Daughter, Mother, Baby

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