David Letterman Quotes About Parties

Quotes about: Parties

• Mitt Romney has asked Todd Akin to step down. That's too bad. Todd Akin was the guy to lead the Republican Party into the 16th century.

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  Party, Guy, Steps

• Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice.

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  Party, Years, Ice

• As you know now, Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party, but they'll probably go with a different body.

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  Party, Different, Body

• St. Patrick's Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It's not the biggest. It's right behind New Year's Eve, Fourth of July, or any Secret Service party.

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  New Year, Party, Drinking

• Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party.

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  Team, Party, Today

• I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.

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  Party, Believe, Government

• John McCain said that Sarah Palin is still a force in the Republican Party. Then he got in his car and backed over his mailbox.

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  Party, Car, Republican

  "David Letterman's political guests: The jokes were on them" by Diana D'Abruzzo, Slide 16, www.politico.com. May 20, 2015.

• The best part about holiday parties is the alcohol. You have a couple of drinks and you tell your coworkers and your superiors what you really think about them. And then the fun begins.

  David Letterman

  Couple, Fun, Party

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