Baby Quotes - Page 13

• Babies, they learn how to walk and they are already trying to run away. You can't reach the doorknob, you only know us, think it through.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Running, Thinking, Trying

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• “Let is Roll” is like - well, it was like me thinking of a human being in its purest form. That form being a baby where there's nothing there - well, unless I guess you believe that something comes along attached. It depends on what you believe.

  Ladyhawke

  Believe, Thinking, Form

  Brightest Young Things Interview, brightestyoungthings.com. June 23, 2016.

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• Having done television for almost 20 years now, a pilot is kind of like a rough draft. It's like bringing people into your ultrasound and hooking up to the monitor and going, "Isn't my baby beautiful?" "Yeah. I can only see the outline of it, but it looks like it might be."

  Matt Bomer

  Beautiful, Ultrasounds, Years

  Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. June 28, 2016.

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• Cows that are fed organic food are still kept as slaves on farms, regardless of whether it is a large corporate factory farm or a small family farm. Besides, every dairy cow, no matter what she has been fed, has her babies stolen from her shortly after birth and she will inevitably end up in the slaughterhouse.

  Sharon Gannon

  Cows, Matter, Birth

  "Sharon Gannon on Veganism". jivamuktiyoga.com. November 16, 2016.

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• I was adopted when I was a baby. My mother carried me for nine months and she held me for one hour, and didn't see me again.

  Michael Franti

  Mother, Nine, Months

  "Michael Franti | Rocker. Chart Topper. Humanitarian. Bad Ass. Inspiration". Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

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• As any mom knows, having a baby is an extremely creative act and to love and create a baby, it's on par with any other creative act that we could come up with.

  Ani DiFranco

  Mom, Creative, Come Up

  Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com. December 31, 2013.

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• If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

  Carlos Mencia

  Laughing, Ifs

  FaceBook post by Carlos Mencia from Feb 08, 2012

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• I gotta lose weight. I got stretch marks on my stomach and I never had a baby. So now when I take off my shirt in front of women, I tell them I was attacked by a mountain lion.

  Felipe Esparza

  Mountain, Weight, Lions

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• I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Thinking, Wife, Guy

  Twitter post from Jun 24, 2010

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• Every night, my girlfriend comes home from work, and she brings with her a houseplant. She's like, 'Anthony, I had to pick this up. We need a houseplant in our apartment.' And every night, I make her return it. I say, 'No way, baby. You can't take care of a houseplant. You couldn't even keep your baby alive.'

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Girlfriend, Home, Night

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• If Jesus was a baby, there was a point, on that Holiest of nights, in that Holiest of mangers, where he made a big, Holy load.

  Dana Gould

  Jesus, Night, Holy

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• Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family.

  Dana Gould

  Jobs, Nice, Clothes

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Apr 06, 2012

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• I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama.

  Felipe Esparza

  Mama, Three, Exes

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• I just had a baby girl. My daughter weighed 27 pounds. She was 3 years old. She was delivered to me by way of the court system and a blood test.

  Donnell Rawlings

  Girl, Daughter, Blood

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• Hanoi Rocks was our baby and we were the core and we started the band. All those years that went to waste because of that accident, it's only right that we have some kind of advantage because it's our history. The name 'Hanoi Rocks' I think is one of the very best names, if not the best name of all rock n' roll bands.

  Michael Monroe

  Thinking, Rocks, Years

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• Every morning I wake up and see my beautiful wife is like a gift. She gave me the gift of love and gorgeous wonderful babies.

  Dean McDermott

  Beautiful, Morning, Wife

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• My money's riding on this dark horse, baby My heart is sayin' it's the lucky one And its true color's gonna shine through someday If we let this Let this dark horse run

  Amanda Marshall

  Running, Horse, Heart

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• To get the best picture of a captured prisoner, you have to get him just as he is captured. The expression he wears then is lost forever... The human mechanism is remarkably recuperative. A half hour later, the expressions are gone, the faces have changed. The mother with the dead baby in her arms does not look griefstruck anymore, no matter what she feels.

  Horst Faas

  Mother, Expression, Forever

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• And I was very successful at baby photography... Strange isn't it? Because some of my portraits of babies were - I used dramatic lighting, shadow lighting, and I didn't use flash. We didn't have flash in those days, we just had floodlights, and I was photographing babies as I would an object - an inanimate object, for that matter.

  Julius Shulman

  Photography, Successful, Shadow

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• In Baby You're A Rich Man the point was, stop moaning, you're a rich man and we're all rich, heh heh, baby!

  John Lennon

  Men, Rich, Moaning

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• I lost most of my weight from breastfeeding and I encourage women to do it; It's just so good for the baby and good for yourself.

  Beyonce Knowles

  Breastfeeding, Weight, Lost

  "Fastest celebrity post-baby slim-downs", www.foxnews.com. July 3, 2012.

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• In the consumer culture of marriage, commitments last as long as the other person is meeting our needs. We still believe in commitment, because we know that committed relationships are good for us, but powerful voices coming from inside and outside tell us that we are suckers if we settle for less than we think we need and deserve in our marriage. Most baby boomers and their offspring carry in our heads the internalized voice of the consumer culture-to encourage us to stop working so hard or to get out of a marriage that is not meeting our current emotional needs.

  William J Doherty

  Powerful, Believe, Commitment

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• Is everybody that depressed? It's a depressing feeling to me. You know: "I lost my baby." I don't care if you lost your baby, I care if you're feeling OK. Don't tell me your problem - tell me what good's been happening to you.

  Alice Cooper

  Depressing, Feelings, Care

  Interview with Mike Quigley, www.mjq.net. September 1969.

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• I gave away the money advanced from my record company on my first album, I'm the type of person who likes to give. I gave to my sister. She has four little babies and bought an old house and it needed repairs.

  Jo Dee Messina

  Giving, House, Albums

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• My dad plays the fiddle. He stopped playing for years. He was playing when I was a baby, and then he stopped for about five years, or ten years, he says. Then all of a sudden he started playing again, and we all got interested. We started having people like Ciarán Tourish coming up to the house, and Dinny McLaughlin, who taught Ciarán, and who taught myself as well. And it just grew from that

  Mairead Ni Mhaonaigh

  Dad, Play, Years

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