Bad Hair Quotes

• Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

  Ingrid Bergman

  Positive, Birthday, Happiness

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Everybody has a bad hair day, but us girls still like to be told we look nice even if we don't feel like we do.

  Cat Deeley

  Girl, Nice, Hair

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• I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.

  Hillary Clinton

  Funny, Laughter, Hair

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• One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

  Rita Mae Brown

  Happiness, Happy, Funny Inspirational

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• My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.

  Jennifer Aniston

  Funny, Hair, Enough

  "Jennifer Aniston on Moving on From 'Friends,' What it Would Take for Her to Return to TV (Q&A)". Interview with Lesley Goldberg, www.hollywoodreporter.com. February 22, 2012.

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• I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.

  Taylor Swift

  Funny, Hair, Facts

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• You do the right thing even if it makes you feel bad. The purpose of life is not to be happy but to be worthy of happiness.

  Tracy Kidder

  Life, Inspire, Purpose

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• It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny experience. It's fun, I love changing up my hair.

  Kate Bosworth

  Fun, Hair, Color

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• We exaggerate misfortune and happiness alike. We are never as bad off or as happy as we say we are.

  Honore de Balzac

  Exaggeration Is, Literature, Bad Grades

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• God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

  Garrison Keillor

  Funny, Life, Encouraging

  "Happy to be Here". Book by Garrison Keillor, 1983.

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• Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.

  Harold Ramis

  Hair, Acting, Actors

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• Art is for entertainment purposes, but it's also to reflect our dreams, our hopes, the present, the future the past - whether it's good or bad.

  Amber Valletta

  Dream, Art, Past

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• Happiness has a bad rap. People say it shouldn't be your goal in life. Oh, yes it should.

  Richard Dreyfuss

  Happiness, Rap, People

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• I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights

  Jay London

  Funny, Life, Witty

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• I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.

  Jeff Ross

  Sports, Bad Grades, Wells

  "The Charlie Sheen Roast Preview". Interview with Peter Martin, www.esquire.com. September 18, 2011.

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• Like everybody, I have invested in things that have gone bad, because there's never any guarantee of success or profit when it comes to money.

  Murray Walker

  Gone, Guarantees, Bad Grades

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• I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.

  Joseph Heller

  Dream, Night, Long

  Joseph Heller (1975). “Something happened”

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• I'm not a defender of old or new football managers. I believe in good ones and bad ones, those that achieve success and those that don't.

  Jose Mourinho

  Football, Believe, Achieve

  "Look, listen and learn" by Simon Garfield, www.theguardian.com. May 12, 2007.

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• I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

  Larry David

  Funny, Thinking, Bad Grades

  "Larry David: More Enthusiasm, Curbed". "Morning Edition" with Steve Inskeep, www.npr.org. September 23, 2005.

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• It's hard to have a bad hair day when you're famous.

  Marion Jones

  Hair, Bad Hair Day, Hard

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• This is the first adventure I’ve survived without being kidnapped, attacked, knocked unconscious or possessed by evil spirits. A ripped blouse? Ruined skirt? Bad hair? I’d call this progress. ~Jaime Vegas

  Kelley Armstrong

  Adventure, Vegas, Hair

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• We’re never gonna understand women. They’re way too complex. You’ve got too many variables to consider. PMS, bad hair days, miscellaneous mood swings . . . there’s no way to tell what’s causing their attitude. - Mike

  Susane Colasanti

  Attitude, Hair, Swings

  Susane Colasanti (2008). “When It Happens”, p.176, Penguin

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• I do have bad hair days. If I fall asleep with it slightly damp, I wake up and it'll all be piled up on top in a mess.

  Georgia May Jagger

  Fall, Hair, Wake Up

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• Judgment is discernment on a bad hair day.

  Mary Anne Radmacher

  Cute, Bad Relationship, Hair

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• Before you go into what is essentially a competition, you have to have that confidence. You have to ask yourself, "Are they looking for a guy my height? My age? I've got a shot." And if there are nine guys auditioning and they're all gorgeous, I have an advantage, because gorgeous guys are a dime a dozen. But if they need someone else - like a goofy guy with bad hair who is just okay - then that's me. And finally, the other 2 percent who audition are geniuses that I could never touch.

  Tom Hanks

  Hair, Guy, Competition

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