Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Aging is an inevitable process. I surely wouldn't want to grow younger. The older you become, the more you know; your bank account of knowledge is much richer.
You are the only person alive who has sole custody of your life ... Your entire life ... Not just the life of your mind, but the life of your heart. Not just your bank account, but your soul.
Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name
Life is a bank account, there are no withdrawals without first putting something in.
Bank account statement just look like I'm ready for early retirement
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments.
You can become much more independent, much more courageous with a bank account. And also, much more independent and self-reliant when you know you have money behind you.
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
A man without a sense of purpose, even one whose bank accounts are stuffed with money, is always a small man.
Social security, bank account, and credit card numbers aren't just data. In the wrong hands they can wipe out someone's life savings, wreck their credit and cause financial ruin.
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.
I've never had a bank account in Switzerland since 1984. Why would the Swiss do this to me? Maybe the Swiss are trying to divert attention from the Holocaust gold scandal.
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
Money doesn't mean anything to me. I've made a lot of money, but I want to enjoy life and not stress myself building my bank account. I give lots away and live simply, mostly out of a suitcase in hotels. We all know that good health is much more important.
I'm letting no man handle my bank account.
My mother opened a bank account for me when I made $60 on my first day of work as an extra. She's that kind of mother.
If you spend your life competing with business men, what do you have? A bank account and ulcers!
My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.
The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.
When you follow your heart instead of worrying about how to fatten your bank account, you can attract more ways to do both.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
We also call for a freeze on the bank accounts of those countries, including our allies, with due warning.
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