Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, we're just not a very good football team right now.
Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.
Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.
A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.
A lot of football success is in the mind. You must believe you are the best and then make sure that you are.
You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat.
Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become.
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
When you win, nothing hurts.
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
Football is like life - it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
Show me a gracious loser and I'll show you a failure.
Pressure is something you feel when you do not know what you are doing.
Pressue is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing.
A tie is like kissing your sister.
There are two kinds of people in the world, Notre Dame lovers and Notre Dame haters. And, quite frankly, they're both a pain in the ass.
Football is a game of mistakes. Whoever makes the fewest mistakes wins.
If I wanted you to understand it, I would have explained it better.
Hell, no! A tie is like kissing your sister!
Pressure is what you feel when you don't know what's going on.
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