Birthday Quotes - Page 37

• I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips.

  Amy Poehler

  Ice Cream, Play, People

  "Amy Poehler Exclusive". Interview with Julie Miller, www.seventeen.com. October 8, 2010.

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• Just hit my 75th birthday, I'm feeling great!

  Colin Powell

  Feelings, Feeling Great

  "Colin Powell reflects on endorsing Obama in 2008". "Hannity" with Sean Hannity, www.foxnews.com. May 22, 2012.

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• Living in an age of advertisement, we are perpetually disillusioned. The perfect life is spread before us every day, but it changes and withers at a touch.

  J. B. Priestley

  Perfect, Age, Aging

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• I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days.

  Rachael Ray

  Mother, Cake, Three

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• At the age when Bengali youth almost inevitably writes poetry, I was listening to European classical music.

  Satyajit Ray

  Writing, Europe, Listening

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• We aren't in an information age, we are in an entertainment age.

  Tony Robbins

  Inspirational, Motivational, Age

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• It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.

  Julia Roberts

  Funny, Thinking, People

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• Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down; I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can't convincingly portray at this age.

  Julia Roberts

  Funny, Fall, Light

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• If you read back in the Bible, the letter of the apostle Paul to the church of Thessalonia, he said that in the latter days before the end of the age that the Earth would be caught up in what he called the birth pangs of a new order.

  Pat Robertson

  Order, Age, Church

  "Late Edition" with Wolf Blitzer, transcripts.cnn.com. October 9, 2005.

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• Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

  Francois de La Rochefoucauld

  Inspirational, Funny, Men

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• It is with an old love as it is with old age a man lives to all the miseries, but is dead to all the pleasures.

  Francois de La Rochefoucauld

  Men, Age, Misery

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• Old age is a tyrant, who forbids, under pain of death, the pleasures of youth.

  Francois de La Rochefoucauld

  Death, Time, Pain

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• The defects of the mind, like those of the face, grow worse with age.

  Francois de La Rochefoucauld

  Mind, Age, Faces

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• My goodness, you're 60 already, already
  Time is a thief
  But still, you're only as old as your tongue
  And a little bit older than your teeth
  Have a wonderful birthday

  John Walter Bratton

  Teeth, Thieves, Littles

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• Congratulations on turning 60
  Now you can wear what you like
  No one cares, and more particularly
  You're fine telling 'em 'Take a hike'

  John Walter Bratton

  Congratulations, Ems, Care

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• It's a good thing wrinkles don't start 'til you're 50ish.
  So, wrinkles, then Happy 60th, and then
  Just think, you'll be 70
  In just those short years, numbering ten

  John Walter Bratton

  Thinking, Wrinkles, Years

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• On your birthday today, don't
  Look up 'Life Expectancy' coz I suspect
  As you've reached 60, you want to be happy,
  Trust me, you'll be depressed.

  John Walter Bratton

  Looks, Want, Today

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• Don't be pessimistic
  Because, today, the sun hasn't shone
  It probably won't next year
  And you'll then be 61

  John Walter Bratton

  Years, Pessimistic, Next Year

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• You won't now tell people you're in your 60′s
  Indeed, you'll have to pretend, no end
  That you're close to being 70
  Let me be the first to agree, old friend

  John Walter Bratton

  People, Old Friends, Firsts

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• You really must stop acting
  Like a 20-year-old, gold plated
  In a midlife crisis
  You just graduated
  Happy 60th

  John Walter Bratton

  Years, Acting, Gold

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• Don't think of 60 as ten years older than 50.
  Think of it as only 1 year older than 59
  Go ahead, as it's your birthday
  Delusion, today, is just fine

  John Walter Bratton

  Thinking, Years, Today

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• Congratulations!
  If I may be so bold
  Only 40 years to go
  Before you're a century old
  Just saying

  John Walter Bratton

  Congratulations, Years, May

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• If age was temperature,
  You'd be getting hotter
  Happy 60th degree
  You, hot shotter

  John Walter Bratton

  Age, Degrees, Hot

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• On your 60th, here's something philosophical
  To give the old grey matter a stir
  How old would you be
  If you didn't know how old you were?

  John Walter Bratton

  Philosophical, Grey Matter, Giving

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• You're 60
  But honestly it doesn't show
  Mind you, you reached the age of consent
  About 50,000 consents ago!

  John Walter Bratton

  Mind, Age, Honestly

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