Birthday Quotes - Page 37

• It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.

  Julia Roberts

  Funny, Thinking, People

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• Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down; I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can't convincingly portray at this age.

  Julia Roberts

  Funny, Fall, Light

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• If you read back in the Bible, the letter of the apostle Paul to the church of Thessalonia, he said that in the latter days before the end of the age that the Earth would be caught up in what he called the birth pangs of a new order.

  Pat Robertson

  Order, Age, Church

  "Late Edition" with Wolf Blitzer, transcripts.cnn.com. October 9, 2005.

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• Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

  Francois de La Rochefoucauld

  Inspirational, Funny, Men

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• It is with an old love as it is with old age a man lives to all the miseries, but is dead to all the pleasures.

  Francois de La Rochefoucauld

  Men, Age, Misery

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• Old age is a tyrant, who forbids, under pain of death, the pleasures of youth.

  Francois de La Rochefoucauld

  Death, Time, Pain

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• The defects of the mind, like those of the face, grow worse with age.

  Francois de La Rochefoucauld

  Mind, Age, Faces

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• On your 60th, here's something philosophical
  To give the old grey matter a stir
  How old would you be
  If you didn't know how old you were?

  John Walter Bratton

  Philosophical, Grey Matter, Giving

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• You're 60
  But honestly it doesn't show
  Mind you, you reached the age of consent
  About 50,000 consents ago!

  John Walter Bratton

  Mind, Age, Honestly

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• True Friends are the bacon bits
  In the salad bowl of life. How true
  I read that and straight away,
  My thoughts turned to you
  And especially today on your 60th
  These special wishes I send
  Have a really wonderful birthday
  My special "bacon flavored" friend

  John Walter Bratton

  True Friend, Special, Wish

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• Consider this on your birthday
  You've got life's struggle beaten
  For 60 years you've ate
  And avoided being eaten

  John Walter Bratton

  Struggle, Years, Avoided

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• You've reached your 60th birthday, Bill
  To the year, the day, the hour
  You've been a lifelong country boy
  Along with Lily, your flower
  And Robin...that's the name of a bird
  And Dawn...that says it all

  John Walter Bratton

  Country, Flower, Boys

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• In January 1962, when I was the author of one and a half unperformed plays, I attended a student production of 'The Birthday Party' at the Victoria Rooms in Bristol. Just before it began, I realised that Harold Pinter was sitting in front of me.

  Tom Stoppard

  Party, Play, Sitting

  "Tom Stoppard: Information is light" by Tom Stoppard, www.theguardian.com. October 11, 2013.

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• If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.

  Anita Baker

  Dumb, Junk, Suits

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• I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it.

  Willie Geist

  Daughter, Cutting, Thinking

  "Willie Geist 'devastated': His fave German chocolate cake isn't German!" by Scott Stump, www.today.com. February 22, 2013.

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• I love a card. You know, cards? At birthdays? I collect them.

  Adele

  Cards, Knows

  "Adele: the girl with the mighty mouth" by Tom Lamont, www.theguardian.com. March 26, 2011.

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• My goodness, you're 60 already, already
  Time is a thief
  But still, you're only as old as your tongue
  And a little bit older than your teeth
  Have a wonderful birthday

  John Walter Bratton

  Teeth, Thieves, Littles

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• Congratulations on turning 60
  Now you can wear what you like
  No one cares, and more particularly
  You're fine telling 'em 'Take a hike'

  John Walter Bratton

  Congratulations, Ems, Care

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• It's a good thing wrinkles don't start 'til you're 50ish.
  So, wrinkles, then Happy 60th, and then
  Just think, you'll be 70
  In just those short years, numbering ten

  John Walter Bratton

  Thinking, Wrinkles, Years

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• On your birthday today, don't
  Look up 'Life Expectancy' coz I suspect
  As you've reached 60, you want to be happy,
  Trust me, you'll be depressed.

  John Walter Bratton

  Looks, Want, Today

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• Don't be pessimistic
  Because, today, the sun hasn't shone
  It probably won't next year
  And you'll then be 61

  John Walter Bratton

  Years, Pessimistic, Next Year

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• You won't now tell people you're in your 60′s
  Indeed, you'll have to pretend, no end
  That you're close to being 70
  Let me be the first to agree, old friend

  John Walter Bratton

  People, Old Friends, Firsts

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• You really must stop acting
  Like a 20-year-old, gold plated
  In a midlife crisis
  You just graduated
  Happy 60th

  John Walter Bratton

  Years, Acting, Gold

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• Don't think of 60 as ten years older than 50.
  Think of it as only 1 year older than 59
  Go ahead, as it's your birthday
  Delusion, today, is just fine

  John Walter Bratton

  Thinking, Years, Today

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• Congratulations!
  If I may be so bold
  Only 40 years to go
  Before you're a century old
  Just saying

  John Walter Bratton

  Congratulations, Years, May

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